[Survey] Haha gay

Badger had just settled down, throwing his bags beside his claimed bed.  He glanced at his luggage for a moment, trying to remember what he packed since he usually doesn't wear any clothes. He shrugged it off and flopped into bed. 

Harvey was on the opposing bed, already unraveling all their packed snacks. "Want any?" She mumbled, cheeks slightly filled. "Itfs so gawd!" 

Badger snickered, rolling across his bed and sitting up at the edge to meet Harvey. "Yeah, gimme some of that. " He rummaged through their pile before pulling out something that can only be described as very chocolatey. "That's gonna go straight to your pouch." Harvey chimed. 

"That's a problem for another day."  Badger cooed, launching the treat inside his mouth and chews. "Mm..oh yeah. This is gonna hurt so good." He giggled, flopping down onto his bed. "What's the plan for today? I vote to sleep." He slumped over, yanking the blankets on top of him.

Harvey glared. "Sleep? Come on lazy bones!" Harvey picked up a pillow and chucked at it at the sleepy Xero.

Badger groaned, grabbing the pillow and tucking it under him nestling it into it. "Sleep…" He aggressively started fake snoring.

With a devious grin Harvey stood up on the bed and proceeded to throw themselves on top of Badger, elbows first. 

"AUCK." Badger choked, gasping for air. "Okay, okay." He heaves. "Okay we'll go…"

CUT TO THE END OF THE DAY

Badger practically dragged themselves behind Harvey, who still seemed to have so much energy. "I can feel my feet melting off my body." He groaned, flopping face first into his bed.

"Stop being such a baby." Harvey replied. "It was fun tho, right?"

"Yeah." Badger mumbled into the sheets. "I just wish…" he trailed off.

"I'm sorry?"

Badger picked his head up. "I just wish Tango was here. He would have loved that exotic fruit."

"Maybe write them a letter?" Harvey suggested. 

"Who writes letters anymore?" 

"Did you bring your phone?"

"Probably not."

Harvey squinted, dropping a pen and paper at Badgers side. "Letter." She prompted. 

Badger puffed, grabbing the supplies and sitting himself down at the desk in the corner of the room. "Here goes nothing." He mumbled to himself

"'Dear, Tango ♡

I hope you're well and good at B'haddu. I don't miss the weather but I definitely miss you. Harvey is dragging me everywhere, against my will. My feet feel like hot scolds.

While we were out though I saw some beautiful fruit. All the orange ones look like you. Oh! There was actually one that was orange with green spots. It's supposedly very sour and you can eat the skin but the skin is sweet? I ended up biting it in half and it wasn't that great but I'm bringing back some for you to try! Sorry I'm rumbling…

When I come back home we're gonna cuddle all day and never leave. Okay? At least for a week. :) 

Anyways, I really miss you Tango. I'll be home. Love you. 

Love, Badger - ♡ '"

Harvey chimed in from across the room. "I see you smiling~" They teased.

"SHUT UP."