Love Letter To BL-4R7

To BL-4R7,

Some Xeros are red,

Some Xeros are blue, 

But when I look at your beautiful face,

All I can say is I love you. 

Blart everytime I see you ride across the mall on that shiny segway of yours I wish I could hold you and tell you what I feel for you. 

I could drown in those big round blue eyes and I want to hold your paws in mine. 

I wish I could feel your antennae tickle my face and have you wrap your squishy arms around me. 

Oh Blart I wish I could let you know who I am, so we could be together.

Forever Yours,

Your secret admirer <3